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The bad news is all around us. The good news is lodged within us. “Christ in us the hope of glory” col 1:27

What Makes Us Different

11/29/2018

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 Sunday Clothes
A little boy was  walking
 down a dirt road
 after church one Sunday after noon when he came
to a crossroads where he met a
 little girl coming
 from the other direction.
    'Hi,' said the little girl.
'Where are you going?' asked
 the little boy.
 'I've been to church this
 morning and I'm on my way
 home,' answered the little girl. 
     'I'm also on my way home from
 church. Which church do
 you go to?'  asked the little boy.
   " I go to the Catholic church
 down the road,' replied
 the little girl.
   'What about you?' 
'I go to the Lutheran church back
at the top of the
hill,' replied the little boy.
They discover that they are both going
 the same way so 
 They came to a low spot in the road
 where spring rains
 had partially flooded the road, so  
 they decided that they'd walk together.
   there was no way that they could get
 across to the
 other side without getting wet.
   'If I get my new  Sunday
dress wet, my Mom's going
to skin me alive,'  said the little
girl.  
  'My Mom will tan my hide, too, if
 I get my new Sunday
suit wet,'  replied the little boy.
 'I'll tell you what I think
 I'll do,' said the little
 girl. 'I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and
  hold them over my head and wade
 across.' 
  'That's a good idea,'
 replied the little boy 'I'm going
 to do the same thing with my suit.'
     So they both undressed and waded
 across to the other
 side without getting their clothes wet.
  They were standing there in the sun
waiting to drip dry
before putting their clothes back on,
when the little boy finally
remarked:
 'You know, up until now I never
 realized how much
 difference there is between a CATHOLIC and a LUTHERAN!

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