Pastor John's Rhema Sayings
Inspirational Sayings to encourage your heart
The bad news is all around us. The good news is lodged within us. “Christ in us the hope of glory” col 1:27
A little boy was walking
down a dirt road
after church one Sunday after noon when he came
to a crossroads where he met a
little girl coming
from the other direction.
'Hi,' said the little girl.
'Where are you going?' asked
the little boy.
'I've been to church this
morning and I'm on my way
home,' answered the little girl.
'I'm also on my way home from
church. Which church do
you go to?' asked the little boy.
" I go to the Catholic church
down the road,' replied
the little girl.
'What about you?'
'I go to the Lutheran church back
at the top of the
hill,' replied the little boy.
They discover that they are both going
the same way so
They came to a low spot in the road
where spring rains
had partially flooded the road, so
they decided that they'd walk together.
there was no way that they could get
across to the
other side without getting wet.
'If I get my new Sunday
dress wet, my Mom's going
to skin me alive,' said the little
'My Mom will tan my hide, too, if
I get my new Sunday
suit wet,' replied the little boy.
'I'll tell you what I think
I'll do,' said the little
girl. 'I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and
hold them over my head and wade
'That's a good idea,'
replied the little boy 'I'm going
to do the same thing with my suit.'
So they both undressed and waded
across to the other
side without getting their clothes wet.
They were standing there in the sun
waiting to drip dry
before putting their clothes back on,
when the little boy finally
'You know, up until now I never
realized how much
difference there is between a CATHOLIC and a LUTHERAN!